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"I wonder if butterflies feel the rip of their cocoon. The way a woman breaks apart to bring her baby to life. I feel...
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The poor wee hens have been living in heated darkness for over a week. They don't really care why it took us so long...
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When you're speaking of body parts in a bedroom type scenario, I'd have to agree with whoever originally said that "it isn't the size...
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The threaded piece of wire that worked it's way out of Philip's humorous bone has been slowly working it's way up through his bicep...
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This is BBQ Bob standing outside the courtyard building. We have lots of Mrs. Meyer's cleaning products. That's the whole tiny store. However, there's...
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I've been thinking a lot lately about how misleading it is for me to tell people I'm a passionate gardener. When I say that...
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(in less than three hours?) That's right, the heat rash on my neck has grown very fond of me. It's at least a little cooler...
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I feel the tone in my earlier post was, perhaps, a little too negative. So I am going to try to find a more...
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You know how when you climb into your oven and those visible waves of heat envelope every inch of your skin, and your skin...
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How a precision instrument such as a penis can shoot pee so wide of the toilet bowl target. Why everyone in the world is...
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We are feral beastsclawing at the dismal darkto get at your lamplightto feed from your torch of normal. We are the devil's drumbeata legacy...
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(With Regards To Humans And Their Behaviors) I hate this question. It makes my stomach curl up and slap my lungs. I believe there...
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I'm pretty sure every guy on earth who has any pretensions to toughness will make it seem like digging a few post holes is...
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When you go to rent a rototiller for the first time, and the guy behind the counter tells you that you need an eleven...
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Lately we've become addicted to watching "The Dog Whisperer" which is a brilliant show featuring Cesar Millan who teaches people how to be pack...
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1. Dress up. Wear lipstick*. Don't even think about wearing those twelve year old sweats the cat peed on when you went on vacation...
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I have many times joked about having a few screws loose in my head, but I never imagined a person could literally have a...
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No one is responsible for your happiness but yourself. Lots of people like to argue this one because sometimes the choices we have to...
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I have been open exactly seventeen minutes on this Sunday morning. Not a single soul has popped in for a look. Someday I'm going...
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I am beginning to wonder if I have been wearing a sign on my back my whole life that reads "Allergic to hard work"....
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It seems extraordinarily difficult for Philip to break into the job market again after having been laid off. Getting a job now seems to...
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