*****Breaking News*****
The store is open for business!!!!!!
You can get to the store by using the link in the links section.
Tell your friends!
Tell everyone!!
(Except the Whitehouse please)
Until we get some orders we won't know if there are any other wrinkles in the system, so if you end up being one of our first customers, we just ask that you be patient should we experience any glitches. You can be sure as hell we will do everything in our power to make all our transactions go smoothly and quickly. Can you tell how excited I am? I know that in reality it will take lots of time to find people out there and we may end up twiddling our thumbs for a while, but you can all go browse anyway. And if you have any troubles you can e-mail us. Or if you have any questions or comments. Except for mean comments. You have to wait until I've had at least one beer before shooting mean comments my way. Deal?
So what are you waiting for? Go have a look!
