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Last night I made Valentine's cards with Max for his class party. It's been a long time since he's done any crafty activity with me. ...
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The hens are busy laying now. We are going to have to build the new coop soon because baby chicks start coming into Wilco soon. ...
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I've been baking lately. I am tired of my kid eating so much packaged crap. (I've been tired of it for a long time) I...
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There is a fierce wind blowing outside. I think this whole day has been working up to a gale force push across the valley. ...
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Over at Pam's place there was a recent discussion about the increasingly popular use of burlap in crafts. Many many people commented and nearly every...
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There are more impossibly pretty people in "Speed Racer" than any other movie I've ever seen. It's almost painful to watch- makes my eyes hurt. ...
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I was wrong about the lip thing getting better. It only pretended to get better and then stayed exactly the same. Tomorrow I will...
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Do you all remember how I alluded to other things going on with us that I couldn't discuss? Today our financial ruin was finally recorded. ...
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Tonight it's going to be one big word soup. I need to avoid exhaustion so I'm going to go to bed before 11pm for...
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Remember that $100 we supposedly had to get us through until next Monday? Turns out that a bunch of things hadn't gone through the...
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This morning it is already quite warm. It is predicted that it's going to reach 80°. It is so strange to have gone from...
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Three times last week I opted to run errands on my bicycle until I got a flat tire. I got my tomato starts but was...
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I promised pie. This is my first attempt at sour cherry pie. I have about 20lbs of frozen sour cherries that I picked last summer...
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I am thrilled to say that I'm having WAY more good days than bad lately. I also have about twenty posts milling around excitedly...
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This photograph was taken by Riana Lagarde for her article on citrus preserving.Come Read The article at:STITCH AND BOOTSMany of you are already familiar...
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Some of you may be aware that I've had a running intention to work on my quilt. The quilt top that is ready to be...
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I'm inclined to believe that much of human progress is more about happy little accidents of nature than about humankind's intellectual prowess. Clever we...
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Is it cost effective to can your own tomatoes? In the last week I have been doing some field research to try to answer the...
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Remember how I was going to start the new year with a clean writing/sewing room? I contemplated lying to you and saying that I did...
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I don't collect a whole lot of things and when I do collect anything it's almost always something useful: tools, vases, fabric, silverware, dishes. Things...
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(start composting today!)In my household at least 1/3 of all the contents of my garbage are compostable matter. In our last yard we had a...
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(Please don't forget to take the Roost poll at the bottom of the blog)My kid is just as materialistic as the next one but one...
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Before I go muck out the chicken run (a very dirty job during the wet season) I wanted to get a few things out of...
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My lovely Pearl apparently has some kind of respiratory infection and is moaning and has "ruffled" feathers (not nearly as pretty as it sounds). I...
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Chapter One: The SaboteurThis is the saboteur. Hire her for weddings, funerals, and Bat Mitzvahs...she makes chaos out of order faster than you can do...
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Martha herself is not as talented as me, a fact made clear by my brilliant use of a scented wax turkey that I just happened...
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plus some lip balm mathI have been going through my fabric for reupholstering choices. I don't have enough of any wool besides this pretty orange...
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Normally I don't show anyone my toothbrush. A toothbrush is a very private item. Like a bra. Mine needs replacing now and I don't dare...
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Warning: This Post Contains WAY Too Much InformationIf you weren't uncomfortable before, you will be now.So many people are sick right now with this month...
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my new approach to fixing up my houseRemember back when we lived in the other house and after two years of being unhappy with our...
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(and how Romanesco is proof of alien life in Oregon)All the time I was growing up in California my cousins in Wisconsin would make fun...
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This is a little pastry I made for a slow foods pot luck last Sunday. I wanted to make something that used what I already...
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It's possible that some of you think I am suddenly becoming crazed and extreme in my desire to simplify my life and to save money...
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It seems to have finally hit America that our old comfortable life by the cabbana is not particularly going to cut it in this new...
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When I had my baby, almost eight years ago, I imagined my world was going to change. I mean, doesn't every parent look forward to...
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My friend Laurie brought me another bag of grapes and so after a wonderful day of dealing with all the accumulated detritus of a life...
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When cauliflowers are as big as your head I think it's important to understand how easily it could get the better of you. There's no...
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This is total pantry love. It makes me feel that I must bake something right now using raisins. I haven't bought raisins in over a...
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In my garage I have a box, a bag, and a giant pot all full of grapes. I know that the seeded ones are green...
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(plus thoughts about the cold months ahead)When you come to my house the first thing you will be greeted by is my ghetto gate behind...
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camellia house for a kingIt is the usual old-man grumble "In my day we built things to last...now things are made like crap so you...
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(and how I know it's here)8 clues that fall has arrived:I have a crate of apples on my porch that I picked at a friend's...
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This is jalapeno jelly. I made 13 half pints of it after getting off work last night. Working outside the home is kicking my ass...
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Until today I've never known what it feels like to have 2,800 lbs of hanging bundled steel gently swing towards me and what it feels...
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plus some very unattractive thoughts on birthThis post will be a snapshot of life here on my suburban farm, of things going through my head,...
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(not "the farm")One of my favorite things about this time of year (the end of summer) are the trips I take to my favorite u-pick...
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or how 1 apple is not the same as 52 applesThis post is brought to you by an anonymous commenter who says "there is no...
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Cookbook ReviewThese are Tiger's Eye and Jacob's Cattle dried beans that I grew in my community garden row. It is only a fraction of what...
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the before and afterI love Battenburg lace. I think it's charming. But I really needed some color in my kitchen. There's a lot of beige...
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All week I have had a swollen scratchy throat and thought I was either coming down with a cold or having really bad allergies. I...
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now everyone will want to hire meToday has already been jam packed even though I've had my friend Lisa B and her three kids for...
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14 pints is not enoughTomatillos are a queer fruit. They hide demurely in their husks until they come of age when suddenly they are splitting...
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weird recipe hall of fameThis salsa is good, but not good enough to warrant making as much of it as I did last year. I...
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If you have never caramelized onions, it's time you did. I realize that they sound ever so slightly haughty like something a crazed "foodie" would...
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I've been spending more time in my kitchen in the past two weeks. I wonder what would happen if we all turned the necessary activities...
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Finally! Definitive proof of alien life right here on earth! Yes, my friends, that is an alien emerging from the skin (the SKIN) of a...
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The slogan for my summer should be: I'D RATHER BE PICKLING!My friend April has a picture up on her flickr pages of watermelon with feta,...
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a worthy food traditionEveryone knows that apples and cheese pair well together. Cheese-and-fruit is a classic combination but I confess I rarely eat my cheese...
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It's hard to feel let down, bitter, or cold inside when your own two hands have coaxed a bucket of cucumbers into a year's worth...
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redesignedTen months ago we embarked on our eat local challenge which was our own not too stringent version of the 100 mile diet. The main...
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You know that moment when you realize that you have exactly $100 left in your bank account, you have no health care, you have no...
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I don't know what other secrets our friend Sharon has up her sleeve but she is quietly the best sour cherry pie baker in the...
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Otherwise known as Dave and Doe's house where every possible surface has had a rich patina of color and art applied to it. Dave and...
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another installment in a summer tale of avoiding debtor's prisonDon't you just want to eat some watermelon in this awful heat?! Well, don't rub it...
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Look at that sandwich. Don't you want to eat that sandwich? I want to want to eat that sandwich, but the truth is that I...
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I have a few hints for making mozzarella:Don't forget to salt it. Kneading really hot cheese is dangerous, so don't be a cowboy about it.Don't...
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After a winter of potatoes, dark leafy greens, and celeriac, the local farmer's market is a wonderful sight! Here's what I brought home: strawberries, broccoli,...
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(and the importance of controlled rot)I cleaned my kitchen just for you.Curds and whey, the real thing.Low technology food prep.I had the presence of mind,...
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It is so easy to overlook the naturally occurring vignettes in my own home when so much of my house and garden frequently looks like...
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I am not quite sure how the hours of every day get sucked into oblivion without my having accomplished much at all. It's possible it...
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The Easiest Recipe In The WorldIt is finally strawberry season here in McMinnville. It's also rhubarb season. Obviously my mind is full of the possibilities...Rhubarb/strawberry...
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(plus an impromptu discussion of about the virtues of Oregon)I promised a little peek at the coat project and here it is. A swing coat...
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fancy cookiesI don't make fancy cookies. I have a secret ambition to learn to make a dozen really pretty cookies that could be laid out...
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We Williamsons like to create our own private Ghettos wherever we live. We have a talent for letting rust take its natural course, for letting...
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(a before shot of my everything room)This is my room. My sewing room. My writing room. My guru room. My sanctuary. My spy tower. My...
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A local challenge updateIt is getting pretty bare bones when it comes to fresh produce around here. If I want anything I am going to...
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(good household management tip)My new spice rack. It's time for a clean-out. My most used herbs and spices are: thyme, marjoram, salt, pepper, cayenne, cinnamon,...
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(Where it all begins) Now that I am, at last, in a proper house* I have been finding myself thinking about what it really means...
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(well, I can't name it "rose cottage" can I?)Philip doesn't think "The Rose And Thorn Farmhouse" is a good name for a house. So I...
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(overcoming specificity)I am a very specific person. In every way. In every facet of life. There is no corner in my brain that doesn't have...
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My new blog friend Cindy and I have discovered some disappointment in our local food shed. Mine has no lemons and hers has blueberries, but...
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(The truth about my love for birds of the domesticated sort especially)I really do wish I could have a lot more chickens than I do....
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I'll bet he did. And I'll bet he liked it too. Jesus was a Mediterranean guy, after all. One might even speculate that he was...
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Vintage costume jewelry I love.I believe that homes are reflective of our mental landscape. I think we build around us a place that is similar...
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(food, sex, secrets, sarcasm, self righteousness, and fresh mozzarella)A very local meal: rosemary focaccia with homemade pesto (from the freezer) sauteed onion spinach and mushrooms...all...
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Mr. and Mrs. Williamson in front of their first home.Mrs. WilliamsonHousewife.The happiest, sanest, most satisfying and comfortable time of my entire life was the period...
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At last I unveil a gift I received in the mail. A totally unexpected gift from a friend whom I love dearly in a completely...
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What the hell? Do you know what this is? It's pickled eggplant. It was simmered in vinegar and then preserved in oil. I have been...
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plus a new installment of the saga: how Angelina will ultimately alienate herself from her Master Gardening instructors.A long time ago (3 months ago) I...
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We do not use top sheets at our house as they are tedious and instead we use duvet covers, most of which are made out...
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There's been all kinds of speculation around the local eating tables about the possibility that if everyone was to realize how important (and better) it...
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When I go to the pasta isle at really good grocery stores I am enchanted with the many shapes in which you can buy it....
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(not a recipe yet)It is getting increasingly difficult to find recipes and instructions for making your own medicines at home due to our litigious society...
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(Local Eating Challenge Update)Apples at the Hillsdale Farmer's Market. They have a "Newtown Pippin" that I tried this week and it was amazing! I rarely...
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Yogurt Cheese: Tink's WayIn my post about making yogurt cheese one of my commenters, Tink, described her own space saving method of draining the whey...
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Arty picture of cheese bowl to disguise the fact that my old camera takes crappy pictures and I dropped my new one on the floor...
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(a local eating update)As I've been running ass over tit through crystalized molasses to rectify the imbalance in my head that is now causing me...
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(and it's our fault)Amy Stewart is bored of people talking about eating local. She said so on NPR. She is tired of the tedium of...
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(and how eggs don't grow on trees)I have long believed that more important than a person's right to bare arms, is his/her right to raise...
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I am late with this post today and I'm not sorry about it. I'm not sure how I ended up there, but I have spent...
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Forbidden fruit. I stole four oranges from my friend Lisa E. who had a tantalizingly huge bowl of them in her kitchen.Yesterday, after six hours...
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(Eat Local Challenge- month 3)Kale is not one of my favorite dark leafy greens. I know that all the cool cooks love it, but I...
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99% locally grown and madeYou could spend a lot of time arguing with me about the origins of all of the foods on this plate,...
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(The results of the vote)The results of the food related gift tutorial votes are:Coffee LiqueurSpice Blends And RubsFarmer's Market ToteI better get cracking on these...
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One of my all time favorite salads is a truly fattening one that includes: three bean marinated salad, pickled beets, lettuce, a liberal application of...
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(That you can make or put together yourself)Plus three chances to win one of three prizes!!!! I've given this a little thought today and I...
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(A culinary quest)This is a sour cherry tart with a vanilla custard.I will choose this as my last dessert.Cooking, for me, isn't just about meeting...
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Day 46You know how they say boy scouts are always prepared? Well, I am too, and I'm not homophobic which is a bonus! As some...
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Me, that's who. In my desperate bid to blanch and freeze enough locally grown celery to get me through to the next celery season (which...
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Homemade pasta with pesto from the freezer and steamed Brussels sprouts with a mustard vinaigrette.I think, upon reflection, that I might have done better if...
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A couple of week-ends ago at the Hillsdale farmer's market I bought four pounds of jalapeno peppers to make pepper jelly with. Pepper jelly isn't...
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It is truly amazing to me how blind a person (me) can be to the potential of her own home. Our living room has not...
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Dudes, that wasn't an order! Don't you think that would make a great T-shirt for an eat local campaign? Philip is soon going to be...
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Evil Incarnate. See that carpet padding? It's real rubber. Real rubber has a way of sticking to things, has good traction. So if you ever...
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Have you ever tried to convince a chicken to sit still? Have you ever tried to bribe one with food? Have you ever tried to...
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(on walls)I have been in homes with white walls where I didn't hate it. Our friend Misa has a very different decorating aesthetic than we...
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Day 29A Summation Of The First MonthWe have now been following the Eat Local Challenge for one month. Has it been hard? I want to...
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Eat Local Challenge: day 25100% local grocery store haul. What's even better is that it only cost me $15.00 for one loaf of bread, one...
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One of the things I love most about urban homesteading is that the movement* is largely filled with rebel gardeners and cooks actively engaged in...
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We chose the pink paint. I loved my pink house with the dark green trim. I don't have a better picture of this house because...
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The winter's coming, is farm girl Mathilda* ready?One not-naked urban homesteader wrapped in a newly "finished" quilt top.A more practical view of the quilt top.One...
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Eat Local Challenge, Day 14On my list of food exceptions for my eat local challenge you will notice that I have not included flour. When...
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Day 12Can I eat this?I've been working on my pantry and in another day or two I'll be ready to show you how it's shaped...
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Time frame: one year Exceptions: Coffee Spices Sugar Vinegar Baking Powder selected grains: flours, cornmeal, barley OilPamesan cheese *The challenge will not apply to...
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(not a place where clowns go to die)In spite of what you might think, piccalilli is not a place where clowns go to die. Nor...
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Now that I am done with my canning season...(no, really, I'm done now)... I can finally cook like a regular person. The funniest thing about...
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(an unexpected discourse)This is the tidy way we recycle our things. Yamhill County is really behind the eight ball when it comes to their recycling...
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(Day 4)Not full enough yet. I have freezer food greed.So the first thing Philip did on October first was buy some beer from Washington. Oops....
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Day one of my local/seasonal eating challenge.Pink Banana Squash from the garden.This is the first day of my year of eating seasonally and locally. There...
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(aka: Rebel Food)These jars of pickled eggplant just may be the prettiest items in my pantry. You should know right off the bat that this...
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(still setting the parameters)I interviewed the produce manager at my local health food store to find out when the seasonal local vegetables trickle down to...
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The guidelines for my year of eating both locally and seasonally.Over the past few days I have been looking at labels of origin and compiling...
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(In search of gorgeous pears)I always have the urge to lie down in the middle of tall grasses or corn mazes and just look up...
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I'm kind of sad to be winding down with the canning. My back will be happy. I have a hard time winding down because my...
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I keep pushing the limits of my scooter as a pack mule. Yesterday I brought home over one hundred pounds of vegetables on it. You'll...
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Late Thursday morning I got a call from Lisa E. that she had procured two cases of pickling cucumbers and could I come over right...
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If they ever design a homemaker action doll, can I be the designer? This would be her super suit: a Vespa helmet, goggles*, a cheerful...
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(Plus: lyrics to live by)One of my old friends in the Portland Rose Garden "Frederick Mistral". His scent is a heady old rose scent, his...
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What could be better than an entire day devoted to laundry and cleaning? I hear Pam in my head saying "Yeah, crazy girl, we've been...
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I have a plethora of pretty eggplant pictures to share but my six year old broke my computer so I'm writing from our laptop which...
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(lesson: don't run with boiling water)Yesterday Lisa E. and I canned peaches and had the honor to do it while chatting like magpies with the...
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With my new need to budget my groceries more carefully, I'm giving a lot of thought to pantry cooking and meal planning, the only two...
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When I was a kid I enjoyed eating raw beets right out of the garden with the dirt still clinging to the roots in rude...
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(not a dirty euphemism)Yesterday was a huge preserving day for me. Lisa E. and I got together to can the peaches that we picked a...
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Before And After!Let's do that again from another shot...BeforeAnd After!Have I mentioned lately how my blood is moving at the speed of molasses and everything...
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Indeed, I love beets. I've been wanting to pickle them for a few years but first had to find a good recipe for them (not...
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(I am surprisingly good at math)On Tuesday of this week I went to pick silvanberries with the two Lisas and all of our children combined...
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and other true factsThe priming is under way at last. Philip kindly volunteered to start it last night. I didn't TSP or sand the paneling...
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Want to freak out the Master Canners of America? All you have to do is whisper in their ears:"Ingredient Substitution"and they will flutter around in...
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It's raining here which is wonderful and unexpected (to me). It smells delicious out there and all my thirsty starved rhodies are feeling the love....
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Now that the apron project is almost behind me... (I thought I was going to be able to say "completely" behind me, but I just...
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(sort of)Except for the fact that right after taking this photo I heaped on about a cup of Parmesan cheese. A little dusting is so...
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(drawing winner announced at bottom of this post!)Sour cherries are smaller than sweet varieties. They will pucker your lips if you eat them off the...
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We picked about thirty pounds of cherries from Egger's Acres yesterday. And when I say "we" I mean Lisa E. and I. Not our shiny...
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On the east coast and in the Midwest sour cherries are not very hard to find (from what I hear), but here on the west...
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(and more insecure talk from the Dustpan Alley)I can't tell you about this project because it might need to be secret. I realize how lame...
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I can tell you all what's on my mind right now, which will send you to the psychiatrist post haste, or I can skirt the...
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After work last night we headed off to Lisa and Mark's house in Dundee. Naturally we had to stop to pick up some beer. That's...
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Chick was confused about why I would ask her to sit on her bed in the morning. But she's a dutiful girl and did as...
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(a tale of two thymes in photos)Obviously, don't grow and dry pot.If you have never sheered a thyme plant before, it can seem a little...
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This past Saturday we had our friends Lisa, Lawrence, and their three lovely bairns over for dinner. As far as I know, none of them...
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Note: All the pictures with this post have mysteriously disappeared. This makes the post almost useless. I will try to restore the post to it's...
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When we first moved into this house and installed this very small kitty door, Chick could squeeze her way through. When I wheel my bike...
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Another one of my wrong ideas has been completely blown out of the water. I always thought that rhubarb, and the miracle of eating these...
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Housewife: The job descriptionThere are some people who don't believe that housekeeping is a real job. It is hard for modern people to accept that...
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Choosing a spouseThe single most important tool you'll need to become a happy housewife is an appropriate spouse. You can love a man, but if...
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A vintage voile hostess apron from my personal collection.When you think of what a design assistant in a men's necktie company would wear to work,...
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This is our old pear tree being revived by Philip's cunning skills with the pruning blade. I love this picture because it really does make...
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Ever wished your chicken eggs weren't so darn easy to peel? Ever found yourself making egg salad (again) and felt the ennui spread over your...
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Lisa and her family came over yesterday in a mutually beneficial gathering, as most gatherings between good friends are. I was relieved of my duties...
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It seems that kneading in more flour to my sticky spinach pasta dough and then letting sit in the fridge over night has successfully dried...
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I'm not going to lie to you, making pasta fresh takes a little bit more effort than opening up a package of store bought dried...
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(There are no excuses left not to make it fresh.)We replaced the battery for my camera but found that my charger is also dead. I...
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This is one of those glorious Oregon rainy winter days that everyone is always complaining about. Philip is in Portland with my mom and Max...
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I really like this picture of myself because I'm wearing my mom's first wedding dress which was a gorgeous black silk sari with silver embroidery....
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If you have never tried this wine, you're in for a surprise.Look at that cool label. Wine labels are super important, because a good one...
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This is a picture of the loaf of bread I had hoped to eat with tuscan white bean soup later this evening. I haven't made...
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Paying your bills is one of those things that can be difficult whether you have the money for them or not. It's a very serious...
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This is what my office looked like at 9:57am January 4, 2007.Exactly four hours later, at 1:57pm, (on the same day), it didn't actually look...
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(and how I'm not freaking out about the giant list. At least, not today.)The pot holders are coming along. I just have to hand baste...
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This little bird took the last scrap of pesto pasta pretty seriously. (I have to confess that I think it was the cheese she was...
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We bought some paint for our bedroom at Lowe's and they gave us this handy little tool for free. I find it curious. It opens...
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(Another page out of a canner's notebook)This summer Lisa and I made two main recipes for dill pickles. One of them we made with no...
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(just slap me when I get hysterical)Yesterday was obviously a mixed bag. I got some great feedback on improving my store windows. I found out...
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See those wires? They don't look good, do they? Know where those wires are located? In our living room. A few days ago I smelt...
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That's right, that's what I said. This baby weighs in at 19 pounds, I can't help but think that with cabbages like these, who will...
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Obviously I have a "thing" about forks and food. But this isn't just any food, this is the first jar of pickles we opened from...
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Dot thinks she's the hottest chick at the ranch, but have we seen an egg from her? (That's Dot, the black hen, always the first...
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(with a twist of genius)These pears are so good I wish my entire pantry was filled with them. I can best describe them as delicately...
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(Or: How my house got ugly while I canned everything under the sun.)I want to say that this mess only occurs during my weeks of...
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I know it's a little over the top, but Lisa and I couldn't help but make festive little still lifes with these farm fresh vegetables....
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Can we all please look at this picture for an extra five seconds because it took fully TEN tries to convince Blogger that it was...
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The dahlias are all starting to show themselves. I could find out what their names are if I wasn't so damn lazy. But I am....
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This is the farm we visited to pick a bunch of pickling cucumbers. This farm is about six miles outside of McMinnville on Highway 18....
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(le premier fois)(je m'excuse, je n'ai dire Francaise il ya six ans!)Since it took me fifteen minutes to construct one very poorly written sentence in...
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Urban homesteading is all about doing for one's self the things we no longer have to do, but which are useful survival skills and...
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Twenty one half pints in one day is not too shabbyLisa is removing the last batch just as all the children begin to fall apartphilip...
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Lisa milling out the blackberry seedsLisa and Angelina realize that the "jam" is definitely more of a sauceThe kitchen is very hot, that explains the...
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The poor wee hens have been living in heated darkness for over a week. They don't really care why it took us so long...
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When you're speaking of body parts in a bedroom type scenario, I'd have to agree with whoever originally said that "it isn't the size...
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1. Dress up. Wear lipstick*. Don't even think about wearing those twelve year old sweats the cat peed on when you went on vacation...
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